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Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.
"Checkers is my cute little dog." It could probably also be used as a verb. "Man, don't talk checkers to me!"
by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006
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A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
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Using the prefix trans for across and eclipse for "to block out" we have the word transclipse. Transclipse is a verb meaning: when an object that moves across the field of vision blocking from sight a visually preferred object in a synchronized manner.
Example: I spotted this beautiful woman out of the corner of my eye, but when I tried to take a second look, her boyfriend transclipsed her, blocking her from my eager eyes.
by Tony Kessler June 11, 2016
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neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination
The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.
by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010
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History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006
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When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.
That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.
by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016
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Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.
When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.
by Tony Kessler November 26, 2016
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