Hippopotomass

Noun; Used to describe an extremely large butt.

Hip-po-pot-um-ass

One who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.

"Hello sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotomass?"

"Yes, I married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. Thank you for your observation."

"Good day."

Hippopotomass by MixMastaK October 30, 2009

rippopotamus 

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

rippopotamus by paragus May 13, 2006

hiphopopotamus 

A large water-dwelling mammal from Africa that's moved to the metropolis and been taught how to breakdance.

Look, honey! Watch the hiphopopotamus dance!

hiphopopotamus by Steeeeeeeve January 3, 2008

pink hippopatumus 

giving a hicky on the underside of a fat bitches boob

dude i gave 2 ton teresa the fattest pink hippopatumus last night

pink hippopatumus by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006

Hippiepotamus 

A hippiepotamus is a fat kid whos a hippie.
-OR-
A hippiepotamus is just a random stupid name you call kids with long hair (e.g. Skaters are examples of hippies. They are the worst part of the hippies... the physical assets. They lack the spiritual beliefs, but they look like hippies.)

James Douglas is a skater who has long hair. Therefore, he is a hippiepotamus.

Hippiepotamus by The Showstopper December 28, 2005

hiphopotamus

A label for an individual who represents all things hip hop. Tongue-in-Cheek.

Yo, dude is a true hiphopotamus!

hiphopotamus by Nicemag February 13, 2009

herpopotamus

A fat chick that gives you herpes.

Ryan: Yo tom did you get with that herpopotamus last night?

Tom: yea that fat chick gave me herpes

herpopotamus by Killerkyle412 October 15, 2013