John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
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A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.
A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.
It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.
A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.
It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.
1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.
2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!
2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!
by Nungbak September 26, 2017
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Get the helpmelp mug.Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021
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Person 2- who helped your bitch out?
Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
Person 2- who helped your bitch out?
Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
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