so Hawaii

a schoolgirl (usually girls under the age of 18), expression for "so cute and beautiful' The expression shrieked in delight.

a schoolgirl receives, from her parents, new earrings for her birthday.

Parents: Jenn, do you like your new earrings we gave you?

Jenn (looking at her present): Thanks a lot mom and dad, the earring are (shrieks in delight) so Hawaii. (Jenn then hugs both her parents).

Parents: Jenn, we are glad you like your new earrings. Enjoy your Sweet Sixteenth 9her mom then kisses her).

so Hawaii by Uncle Dimma September 23, 2012

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.

After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

Map of Hawaii by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

brown hawaii 

When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.

Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!

brown hawaii by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii 

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

Go To Hawaii

To "Get Laid". Traditionally when arriving in Hawaii visitors are presented Lei Flowers ("Get Lei'd"). Can be used when discussing intercourse in public spaces.

We should go to hawaii when your parents are gone.

They went to Hawaii last night.

Go To Hawaii by untuk February 15, 2010

Land Hawaii 

Kentucky;

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) to mock Kentucky's suggestions to rename a fish in order to make it more marketable.

"If you want to try the delicacy that started it all, head down to Kentucky; or now as I call it, Land Hawaii."

Asian Carp is to Kentucky Tuna as Kentucky is to Land Hawaii.

Land Hawaii by xchnkx July 9, 2010

Paint Hawaii 

When having sex, pull out and ejaculate on her stomach or back and the droplets form in the shape of Hawaii on her.

Used as a pick up line. Honey, I would love to take you home and paint Hawaii on you.

Paint Hawaii by WBL69 July 6, 2012