gruberized

When you have transcended time and space and become the perfect human being, filled with charm, wit, and swager.

Having reached the limits of goodness, Pubert realized he was gruberized.

by Sir Ron-O April 16, 2003

grueller

A term referring to an extremely arduous episode or event such as being involved in a car crash or meeting your boyfriends/girlfriends parents. Believed to be derived from gruel the watery soup provided in workhouses during Dickensian times ie "please sir can I have some more gruel?".

Geoff had an a absolute fucking grueller when his foreskin got caught in the car door!

by monkey boy February 4, 2005

Groner

A Guatemalan erection

Guy 1: "I just got the a groner from GOW3!"
Guy 2: "Hey! only Guatemalans can ge those"

by Guatman March 24, 2010

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

Grube

A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.

Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).

Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.

by R Savs January 25, 2020

grunce

similar to grit
used to describe something really gross

whats that grunce smell?

by allamanda March 22, 2005

Grundaberries

Men's briefs. Derived from "Reg Grundies" - Australian slang for undies or underwear - and from the concept of storing your berries (testicles).

Also known as sluggos, or budgie smugglers.

These grundaberries are too tight. I hope it doesn't affect my sperm count.

by Honeycut February 6, 2009