Grube 

A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.

Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).

Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.

Grube by R Savs January 25, 2020

Grube 

To have sex without consent, a.k.a. rape

Back in my day, girls were never grubed. they were raped.

Grube by Caesar March 17, 2004

Grube-d 

to be screwed or inconvenienced by being given a task that is a real pain in the ass. primarily used in a military context.

Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!

Grube-d by j145 December 13, 2010

Grube Syndrome 

1. When the electricity goes out, and people who have been used to always working begin to freak out.
2. When people used to constant electronic access, lose their devices (temporarily or permanently) and go through rapid withdrawal.

1. Ann: Have you seen the way Bob has been acting lately?

Jake: The power is out. What do you expect? It's Grube Syndrome.

2. Robby: Why is Andrew acting so crazy?

Allen: His parents took away his laptop because he got a C in Economics. He's going through some serious Grube Syndrome.

Grube Syndrome by millenialwatchdog April 29, 2011

lowell grube 

A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.

Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.

lowell grube by Davey Quinn January 26, 2018

Messy Grube 

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

Messy Grube by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

the myth of liebe grube 

a cheap picture taken in a studio somewhere in the south of france, liebe grube is a mysterious woman that sends post-cards to people claiming to be their "little cousin sarah." once, when liebe grube's photo was scanned into a duel printer-scanner-fax machine, she continued making copies of herself until the machine was unhooked and rebooted.

local myth attributes the curse of liebe grube to the murder of a young girl by her rabies ridden cat named hazel.

susie could not go to sleep because the myth of liebe grube her mommy told her made her worry about wetting the bed.

the myth of liebe grube by witn June 23, 2006