1 definition by R Savs
A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.
Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
by R Savs January 25, 2020