fuhnooter

Noun: ( Fuh*neuter) The sweet penetratable chocolate love tunnel commonly used for insertion of the squirt stick of the male species(homoERECTUS). Often the cause of many ruined tighty whities via excessive stretching leading to the anal leakage known as skid marks (aka doodoo stripes).

Holy sweet mother of gaylords, I wish i could shove that whole cucumber in your fuhnooter, you ass monkey.

by Antis(+)cial September 4, 2006

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

fekno

Fekno. "Fe-eck-no"

Like techno, only text-based.

An example of fekno:

nananananna NAH NAH... baudawapaaaapp opp bowp bowp bowp bowp dub dub bowp dub dub

by Zeil January 13, 2006

fukn

Shorthand for "fucking," pronounced as "fucken." Used primarily in IRC chatrooms or IM conversations.

"r u out of yr fukn mind!?"

"u rly r out of yr fukn mind!"

by b00zy September 22, 2005

Funorexic

Someone suffering from funorexia; a mental condition characterized by buzzkilling, excessive nervousness, and meekness

Dude : You should have come out with us last night. We got so wasted that we reenacted the maze scene from The Shining.

Chick : That sounds awful. I stayed home and re-organized my spice drawer according to color.

Dude : You are such a funorexic.

by Secretly Timid March 27, 2011

fucnose

Fucnose - any carbohydrate of indeterminate structure. It is so difficult to understand the chemistry of these sugar molecules that you may hear chemistry professors exclaim their name in exasperation at just how hard it is to understand.

Fucnose is loosely related in chemical structure to godnose, which was originally called ignose and is now known as ascorbic acid (vitamin C)

Student: What sugar is this?

Prof: Fucnose!

by David Bradley Science Writer June 17, 2005

Fudnoker

An inside term, meaning to rip someone off, or take advantage of someone's stupidity. Basically to toatally slap your fucking head, and jack prices up on you, so your busted broke and I'm sitting on all your cheddar...

I could see this Fudnoker coming from across the parking lot.

I Fudnoked the shit out of this old crackhead fucker today, i sold him a 8ball for $150, but he didn't know I cut half of it with that white battery acid corrosion powder that was all over my car battery. He-He, Fudnoked him good!

by ScinoBasher999 November 26, 2006