fukno

Not just no, but FUCK no.

"Do you want to work an extra 12 hour shift this week?"

FUKNO!

by dragnnnnn December 18, 2013

Fukou Da

Literally means: (Such Misfortune) in Japanese and it’s one of the popular catchphrases of the Light Novel protagonist, Kamijō Touma.

*Something tragic happens*
Say: Fukou Da!

by no1esper October 17, 2018

Fucknormous

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

Funnodiek

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.

A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."

by happyme147 March 27, 2013

fucknog

Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.

She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.

by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009

Fukboi

A boy that thinks he can get in any girls pants. Chances are he comments heart eyes on girls Instagram in hopes of getting her to like him. You can often find them lurking in the girls bathroom at star bucks to swoop in and fuck yo bitch.

White Girl 1: Oh my gawd Karen!!!! GAVIN JUST COMMENTED ON MY SELFIE!!! *squeals*

White Girl 2: "Ew what the actual fuck Jessica. Why would you be excited over Gavin?!? He is a total man whore. He is the biggest fukboi in all of the entire universe.

White Girl 1: *sobbing* "Why do the fukbois always go after MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?"

White Girl 2: "Cause you're a slut"

White Girl 1: *sobs louder while trying to sip her pumpkin spice latte*

by InsideMichaelClifford March 6, 2015

funone

Used on the NFC to denote a stupid, funny or retarded person or comment. Also can be used to denote a joke or sarcasm.

"Shut up man, you're such a funone" "I broke my CD player :funone:" "I hope you die. :funone:"

by VacuolateTuna November 3, 2004