drunkover

when one wakes up still intoxicated, instead of being hungover. i.e., the state of being where someone wakes up wasted.

Jane (via text) - yo whassup baby!! wanna get some lunch?

John (via text) - i dno baby, i woke up really drunkover.

by supbiotch September 13, 2009

drunkoncile

To reconcile with somebody while under the influence of alcohol. Resolving a conflict while inebriated.

Guy: 'Dude, me and Ryan hate each other so much, but the other night at that party i totally drunkonciled with him. We're going golfing next week.'
Friend: 'Wow man, that's surprising. Didn't he say he was going to kill you one time?'
Guy: 'Yeah, which is why it's so weird that I made amends with him.'

by SLGreen February 13, 2008

dunkoff

rare type of Chinese dog usually belonging to a Girl by the name of Rosemary.

that's the finest breed of dunkoff

by GreenToxon February 27, 2011

drunkosity

when you have reched a level of intoxication that everything you do ridiculosity ensues

omg the drunkosity of that girl is AMAZING

by nastasjia December 28, 2009

The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!

Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk

by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021

Drunkonscious

Someone who is so drunk and out of it that they become virtually unconscious. Also pertains to the state of being blacked out and not being able to recall actions you performed while you were drunkonscious.

Not my fault. I wasn't in control, I was drunkonscious.

by HispanicJesus June 9, 2010

dunko

a word to express distress or frustration when a situation or something goes wrong or sucks

This is dunko! I cant believe my car broke down.

They canceled the show? thats dunko

by Dubie Sisters December 29, 2005