dunko

The process of submerging one' head invertiably ito a receptable of ice and water of which the temperatue may not exceed 45 degrees F, until one's face becomes completely numb. This act is followed by a shotgun of a beer, a beer bong, a beer funnel, or some other simliar chugging excerise. The final step is to stand up and enjoy its effects.

Invented as a beach drinkig activity

Dude, that last dunko was like liquid herione!

by Rando, Grubbs, and B-Gard January 15, 2005

dunko

a word to express distress or frustration when a situation or something goes wrong or sucks

This is dunko! I cant believe my car broke down.

They canceled the show? thats dunko

by Dubie Sisters December 29, 2005

Dunko

used when something sucks

I cant beleive my car broke down, this is dunko!

This trip is dunko, lets forget it and go home.

by Dubie Sisters December 28, 2005

dunko

used when something sucks or the situation is crazy

I cant believe my car broke down, this is dunko!

This trip is dunko, lets forget it and go home.

by Dubie Sisters December 28, 2005

ape dunko

When P.K. subban (montreal canadiens) is on the ice.

P.K. Subban just scored! Ape dunko!!

by apedunko April 1, 2011

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

by pyra023 December 20, 2010

Throat Dunk

When you dunk your meat into someone's mouth. While there are many ways to accomplish this move, the most common variation includes yelling "KOBE" and then taking a slight leap or hop to dunk the throat.

I would Throat Dunk that bitch.

by ZM1984 June 26, 2018