drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009

drunkfacebooking

finding people on face book you met while being intoxicated.

checking dawnie's page.

being drunk, start talking to someone, then finding them the next day on facebook, hence drunkfacebooking!

by trixrabbit831 March 6, 2010

Drunkades

When you play charades with a group of completely wasted people and another group of sober or slightly less wasted people. The sober people try to guess what the drunk people are trying to describe. Results are hilarious and shocking.

Dude! let's play drunkades, Tom is so drunk he just started making up his own letters!

by hellstotheyes November 22, 2011

Drunkcation

It's a vacation where you are drunk the entire time....and don't care

I have had a rough year and now I deserve a drunkcation

by Just me AZ Griz September 6, 2011

drunkzagerating

When a person under the influence over exaggerates anything and everything that they say.

"I just drank about 15 beers..."
"Are you drunkzagerating right now?"

"No, man. I'm totally serious."

"I have never had a more terrifying drunk drive home... I saw about 13 cops. And I'm not even drunkzagerating."

by M. J. Barls November 23, 2011

drunkmas

A party of friends where each guest brings a wrapped or unwrapped gift containing his or her preferred alcoholic beverage for another person from a list constructed by a drunkmas santa via facebook, text or any other means of communication. Only when the gift is consumed can the giftee drink whatever they please. Also a drunkmas mrs. santa is a person, male or female who drives the party to tacobell or preferred late night fast-food restaurant.

This goes by the honor system don't be an ass.

John - Man this drunkmas is harsh I got tequila straight as my gift.

Jane - Holy drunkmas jello shots are awesome.

Joe - Whoa this guys a cheap ass he got me a 6 pack of busch lite for drunkmas.

by RevCon0 August 28, 2013

Drunktation

Result of asking your drunk friend to spell a word aloud

I took her drunktation, you're going to want to google that one and hope for the best

by Kadence W May 26, 2015