drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

drunktender by printhog August 29, 2009

drunkener 

a little more drunk than drunken , drunkener.

he was pretty drunk, you were way more drunk, but he is way drunkener than you!

drunkener by katelyn<3 May 15, 2006

Drunkgeneering 

The act of getting irresponsibly drunk and building/upgrading things. Drunkgeneers often use empty cans/bottles/cases for materials, but will also utilize any random objects necessary.

Who the hell was drunkgeneering last night and built a toilet out of beer cans in our living room?

Drunkgeneering by Skeletonbird November 3, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004