drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

drunktender by printhog August 29, 2009

drunkener 

a little more drunk than drunken , drunkener.

he was pretty drunk, you were way more drunk, but he is way drunkener than you!

drunkener by katelyn<3 May 15, 2006

Drunkgeneering 

The act of getting irresponsibly drunk and building/upgrading things. Drunkgeneers often use empty cans/bottles/cases for materials, but will also utilize any random objects necessary.

Who the hell was drunkgeneering last night and built a toilet out of beer cans in our living room?

Drunkgeneering by Skeletonbird November 3, 2010