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drunkmas 

A party of friends where each guest brings a wrapped or unwrapped gift containing his or her preferred alcoholic beverage for another person from a list constructed by a drunkmas santa via facebook, text or any other means of communication. Only when the gift is consumed can the giftee drink whatever they please. Also a drunkmas mrs. santa is a person, male or female who drives the party to tacobell or preferred late night fast-food restaurant.

This goes by the honor system don't be an ass.
John - Man this drunkmas is harsh I got tequila straight as my gift.

Jane - Holy drunkmas jello shots are awesome.

Joe - Whoa this guys a cheap ass he got me a 6 pack of busch lite for drunkmas.
drunkmas by RevCon0 August 28, 2013
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drunkasaurus 

A person so under the influence of alcohol that they regress to acting like a prehistoric creature (stumbling around, grunting sounds, arms moving like t-rex arms)
Troy Wood went full drunkasaurus last night. Shit was amazing to watch
drunkasaurus by Johnnie Doey August 25, 2013

drunknastics 

n. the misconception while under the influence of alcohol that one can engage in physical exercises that demonstrate strength, balance, body control, or artistic dexterity.
"she nearly broke her neck attempting some drunknastics at the party last night."
drunknastics by Irish Goddess October 16, 2008

drunkasaurus 

1. To drunkely stumble around as though they were a dinosaur that was drunk. Ie bumping into things, being loud, and very in the way.
Allison Watts was such a drunkasaurus on the bus.
drunkasaurus by Ewok Killer February 21, 2007

drunkass 

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf
Get off the floor! You're embarrassing yourself drunkass!
drunkass by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 5, 2007

drunkasaurusrex 

A drunk person who sometimes does crazy, or (i.e. stupid things) but is still invited back every weekend to hang out.
Damn, this guy is a drunkasaurusrex, I think well have him back around next weekend anyways, good entertainment.
drunkasaurusrex by Chris Bridges April 22, 2005

drunktastic 

being fantastic while drunk
Rob and Jenn are so drunktastic
drunktastic by jennifer_21312 November 30, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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