Desk Drums

When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.

Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.

Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!

Desk Drums by Cha0 June 19, 2012

mouth drums 

the ability to play all types of percussion instruments including different types of drums and cymbals by only using your mouth and nasal passage.

Wow!! Deezy is so dope at playing the mouth drums! They should call his band Misnoser!

mouth drums by llern April 9, 2016

Jamaican Drums 

Type of drums that makes tropical sounds. You can hear it in the backround of Jimmy Buffets "Margeritaville"

Hey man, that song was real good for like real dogg, the guy who played the JAMAICAN DRUMS wore real good like top dogg . He for reals needs like a raise man

Jamaican Drums by I own new x box January 4, 2021

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums 

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Playing drums 

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

Playing drums by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

choppers with drums 

a car with 26 inch rims with a bumping system

dat Chevy got choppers with drums

choppers with drums by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

Playing the Drums 

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.

Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!

Playing the Drums by sandyclam August 17, 2011