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diver's block

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.
Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.
by Brule July 10, 2010
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stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver
i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver
by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010
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Full Dive Virtual Reality

Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface

In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
Fallcon: man I can't wait for Full Dive Virtual Reality!
by skittito February 1, 2021
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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Divershitty

The practice of requiring the admission of different, deficient or inadequately prepared people into any group to insure mediocrity so no one's feelings will be hurt because of the group's previous effectiveness.
The University's admission policies favor divershitty over achievement in order to make some of the virtue signaling Board of Trustees feel all warm and fuzzy over their smug tolerance of lesser beings.
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".
by druman930 July 12, 2011
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Diversity

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.
Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.
by Drunvahlo January 15, 2015
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