Cuntaloupe

A lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person...let your imagination wander......

I did not have sexual intercourse with my date last night, so I got with my "Cuntaloupe" instead... (pelvic thrust)

by austinrobinandrew August 6, 2011

cuntaloupe

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018

Cuntalopasaurus

a complete tool or fag who everyone is pissed at.

"The child who lost the fight was a cuntalopasaurus."

by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

Cantalope

If you get bullied it's called (Cantalope)

He got Cantaloped (bullied)

by 23423gf October 3, 2009

cuantalope

half giraffe half antelope

the cuantalope pissed all over the yard again.

by jack rabbit bo pete January 23, 2008

salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Cantelope

A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010