Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

'cause

The short form of bcause, which is a short form of because. Can be shortened further to cuz. Pretty soon it will just be cz.

he'll yell at me 'cause i wasn't there.

by gothicvamppunk December 28, 2005

causehead

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.

Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

Ur generation cause frustration

Literally the worst insult in all the cosmos insults like "ur mom gay" or "ur grandpap a trap" literally cannot compare to this. When this insult is said, it's receiver is no longer worthy of life nor death. He is completely erased from existence.

Mark: Hey Jake, guess what
Jake: What?
Mark: ur granny tranny
Jake: well, ur sister a mister
Mark: no u
Jake: ur familly tree LGBT
Mark: ur generation cause frustration
Jake:*instantly gets stuck by lighting*

by SneakyMouse098 March 26, 2018

are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser

the most insulting of insults. whenever this is said to someone, they are usually hospitalized for up to a month. very powerful. only to be used if you want to absolutely destroy your opponent.

jake: “your mom is such a slut”

jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”

jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*

by lil sharty December 2, 2020

cause

1.slang for because
2.the word someone types when they're too lazy to write because.

Person one "why did you do that?"
Person two "just cause"

by hookahhunny October 28, 2008

cause nazi

An internet troll who tries to change the subject of an argument already in progress with an impassioned plea where they call everyone else stupid.

Jenny wanted to talk about being vegan so she burst into a conversation about Devils versus Heels with her Cause Nazi boots a stomping.

by pserver October 14, 2013