Constipation and diarrhea

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

by Scrounder September 18, 2012

constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

by sashafan July 10, 2003

Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.

1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!

by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010

Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020