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Constipation and diarrhea 

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

Constipation and diarrhea by Scrounder September 18, 2012