The Coney Island

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.

Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."

The Coney Island by TheHumanTunneler June 11, 2006

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National Coney Island

National Coney Island, (Coney for short) is a diner chain that seems to only be found in Michigan, though it's named after the island off the coast of Brooklyn (go figure).
A popular gathering for teens and truckers, Coney Island restaurants provide a causal atmosphere where many fights are started and where people don't feel the need to tip.
The food is greasy, the waitresses come and go faster than the seasons change, the patrons are loud and unruly, and "non-smoking" is slang for "slightly less smoky".
Most Coneys are open 24-7. Signature food items include: Coney Dog, Hani Deluxe, and their famous Chili Cheese Fries.

"I'm bored. Let's go to National Coney Island and start a fight."

National Coney Island by M@isMichaelPhelps October 14, 2008