competitive (comp) 

a shit show for casuals

competitive (comp) is a shit show cor a casual:
jerry-"i hate the sweats in comp they nake it a shit show"

competitive (comp) by Unforgive July 10, 2019

competitive competition 

A redundant excersize in futility

A competitive competition is self defeating exercise in futility

competitive competition by Super Master God December 23, 2019

Competitive Terrorism 

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

Competitive Terrorism by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

competitive solitaire 

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

competitive solitaire by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian 

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

Competitive comedian by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Competitive dating 

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

Competitive dating by nyxusz March 3, 2023

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome 

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023