Cockspur

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.

Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

cockspray

When you cum so hard that your cock explodes.

Girl 1:What was the sex like?
Girl 2: Amazing until he cocksprayed. I keep finding little bits of him all over me.

by 2NANG4u June 24, 2006

Cockxpert

An expert in the male genitals also known as Cock.

jimmy is a cockxpert.

by shneedlevixen November 13, 2011

cockseption

Sausage fest. Dicks on dicks on dicks. See: Sausage Fest.

Dude, you said there would be chicks here, this party is total cockseption.

by shinnnntsper February 25, 2015

Cockspew

The sound effect Darth Vader makes when he's breathing.

Darth Vader: "*Cooooccckkk...Spppeeewww* You will know the power, of the Dark Side!"
Rebel guard: "What's a... cockspew?"

by Kotario December 16, 2016

Cockspot

The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.

Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!

by Roshambo187 January 2, 2017

cocksworthy

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017