chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

chuffed out

Chuffed is a Northern word for "happy" really happy. So "Chuffed Out" can literally mean happy beyond comprehension.

It also has a darker meaning: knackered, beyond caring, blown away.

1/ I'd just bought a new Porsche and was completely chuffed out.

2/ We had been in the pub for hours; Dave was the worst for wear, he was completely chuffed out.

by maudibe May 25, 2016

Chuffing

The act of using your teeth to remove a partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

"Yeah bro she was SO hot, but SO hairy! You know i had to Chuff it!."
"Sick bro! I love Chuffing"

by ChuffingMad September 2, 2023

Vom-Chuffing

The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.

partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing

"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009

Chuf

any kind of disposable vape device

the chuf died bru, fuck.

by [e-mail] April 24, 2023