Chernobyl Reactor

A mixture of Cocaine, MDMA, Meth and pop rocks/

Kyle: Yo man, wanna go get fucked up?
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!

by MaskedOliveMan October 17, 2019

Chernobyl style

Sexual act during which man uses various stimulation to bring the woman to the very edge of climax. As she is teetering on the edge he inserts his control rod and she explodes with orgasm.

Dude: Hey man, I did it with my girlfriend chernobyl style. Her reactivity went through the roof and she spilled graphite all over the bed.

Man: Dude, get help.

by mathem July 25, 2019

Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

by Simsalabim January 2, 2008

Chernobyl Victim

1. Some one who is remarkably ugly.
2. Some one who has been exposed to reasonable levels of radiation.
3. Some one who has taken too many drugs and experienced meltdown of their psychological and/or nuerological systems.
4. Some one whos parents originate from the Ukraine.
5. A term of endearment amongst friends!

Shut up Glen, You're nothing but a dirty chernobyl victim!!!!

Go back to Chernobyl!!!

by xXRozeeXx May 30, 2008

going Chernobyl

The act of shitting, wherein the resultant pile radiates such a fowl odor that by the time it hits the bowl, paint begins to peel from the walls and all who enter the restroom after without proper radiation protection develop a host of illness and on occasion, mutation and/or death.

Heads up everybody i'm going Chernobyl up in this bitch!

by Northside Wookie March 28, 2011

Chernobyl Griddlecake

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016

Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019