Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.
John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
Get the John Champlain mug.A small private school in Burlington Vermont. The populus here is made up of dirty hippies - TAKE A BATH! - wanabe pro-snowboarders/skiers, and world of warcraft junkies.
Your social standing at Champlain is based on how many different colored neon clothes you have in your wardrobe, the type of car mommy and daddy bought for you, and your ability to wear snow pants seven days a week, nine months out of the year.
About 99% of the students at Champlain want to transfer a semester into their college career, but realize they can't because the administration is contantly treating the students like lab-rats, and has written - and rewritten - the most unconventional academic program known to man (which basically doesn't allow for the transfer of credits.)
Your social standing at Champlain is based on how many different colored neon clothes you have in your wardrobe, the type of car mommy and daddy bought for you, and your ability to wear snow pants seven days a week, nine months out of the year.
About 99% of the students at Champlain want to transfer a semester into their college career, but realize they can't because the administration is contantly treating the students like lab-rats, and has written - and rewritten - the most unconventional academic program known to man (which basically doesn't allow for the transfer of credits.)
"Wow! Did you see those freaks wearin' pink snow pants?"
- "Yeah that's weird, considering it's May. They must go to Champlain College."
- "Yeah that's weird, considering it's May. They must go to Champlain College."
by Don Cha No March 8, 2010
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Get the Champin’ mug.Girl who got followed by Harry Styles (@xHarriet). Full name's Harriet Jade Chaplin, born on October 6th 1994, zodiac sign is Libra. Her favorite colour is orange. She lives in Scunthorpe, South Humberside, England. She went to Melior. Then she went to Pembrokeshire College, where she studied Animal Management. She owns a blackberry and an iPod. She has two ear piercings and she wants at least 4 tattoos.
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