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Carlton Complex

When a black person wants to/wishes they were white
What's up with Deron? Ever since that nigga went to college he got a Carlton Complex
by Evotrek May 30, 2017
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carlton rainey

carlton rainey is a name or adjective of a black dude that is actually a white dude. They are mainly faggots...

synonym: Oreo
that dude acted so much like a carlton rainey
by S0m3R4ND0mn4m3 August 12, 2017
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Carlton Lassiter

The Head Detective of the SBPD in Psych. A man with the best eyes and hair that could rival anyone’s. He wants nothing more than to be a father and to be promoted to Chief.
A: Who’s your favorite character in Psych?

B: Definitely Carlton Lassiter, even if he might be serious most of the time.

A: I completely agree with you, though it might come to a draw with Burton Guster.
by SomeRandomRose December 15, 2021
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Carlton Coon

Carlton Coon said, "that Ethiopians have a caucasian skull."
by coonlover July 8, 2006
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Carlton in Lindrick

Strange, drive through place where nobody stops. South Carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the Co-op at the top of the village.
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!
"For gods sake, dont go through Carlton in Lindrick, we'll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested." wife

"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband
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Carlton United Tragedy

A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...
(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
by 215Klique October 11, 2007
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carlton crushed

A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.

There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"

"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
by NB_Nathan April 7, 2008
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