by Walllllllllly January 30, 2011
To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
by Ottoman Humper June 14, 2010
When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush
by FauxBeez January 28, 2006
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
by Border Brother August 23, 2005
when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach
"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
by briandisco February 29, 2008
A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.
To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"
by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023
To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
by David Jones September 9, 2005