2 definitions by FauxBeez

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush
"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."
by FauxBeez January 28, 2006
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1. A person who fits the stereotypical look of a registered sex offender
2. Someone who is known to take advantage of women.
1. Look at that guy...he's definitely registered.
2. That guy tries to get all these girls drunk, he should be registered.
by FauxBeez February 6, 2006
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