betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

by timmay!! June 1, 2014

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up

I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

by mac n cheese hoes October 29, 2009

Bonerized-American

A person that tends to have aroused-sensations over a non-sexual occurence. 2. A girl that claims to have a boner, is officially a bonerized-american. 3.A bonerized-american does not have to technically be an american.

Angie yelled out "I have a boner!" and Yami replied "ha, you're officially a bonerized-american!"

by Angebel September 28, 2008

bluterize

To excite a woman sexually but end the stimulation before she reaches orgasm. Thus, leaving her with a bad case of bluterus. (Blue uterus - like blue balls for males)

She was getting so excited, but then my phone rang so I left her bluterized.

I totally bluterized my girlfriend last night to get back at her for last week's bad case of blue balls.

by shuzndryr May 20, 2015

Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.

Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.

by Sergio G. January 2, 2008

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006