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Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 11, 2020
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ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.
Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?
by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011
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Ballsack Hat

The act of a human male stretching his scrotum over another persons head
by The MAINGUY February 16, 2017
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Poopy ballsack

Poopy ballsack is the worst form of torture possible, even worse than cock and ball torture, even worse than ball stretcher
by Jonathon Vasquez September 21, 2020
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Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.
"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)
by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010
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Ballsnack

Ballsnack or Ballsnacking is the action of an an Aussie nibbling or eating someones ear.
Oi, mate would ya quit ballsnacking?

Bro, Could you not ballsnack my ears?
by Ugly vet July 14, 2020
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–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"
by ChepsterFTW June 23, 2009
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