Your ancestors child molesters

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

by N O O S E May 28, 2018

joined one's ancestors

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

by Bella Min February 11, 2020

jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017

ancest

The uncomfortable feeling a person gets when they are watching tv with family members and a sex scene is on.

I was watching TV with my parents and on the programme we were watching, a sex scene appeared. A feeling of ancest came over me.

by Harlequin88 October 28, 2009

ancestorian

An ancestorian is someone who is actively researching their ancestry, otherwise referred to as family history or genealogy.

The word ancestorian is a portmanteau of ancestry and historian. It has synonyms in family historian and genealogist.

Judy's an ancestorian. She spends hours researching her family history and collating all of the information in her family tree. Like all good ancestorians, she doesn't just collect names like many other genealogists do, she delves much deeper into the lives of her ancestors.

by AncestryNut October 1, 2019

Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.

"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"

by Bluestang65 December 14, 2019

Ancestral population

Population of ancestors

My ancestral population is 104!

by anonymous September 15, 2020