you're that

The mother of all comebacks, unparalleled by any other. Normally used when you're fresh out of spunk.

Example 1:
Guy: "ur m0m iz l4m3r."
You: "You're that."

Example 2:
Guy: "i m ub3r l33t h4x0r!"
You: "You're that."

Example 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is your problem?"
You: "You're that."

by Deacon August 6, 2004

you're it

When two people are having sex and the male is climaxing, the female ball tags the male and says, "you're it".

Johnny was humping Jenny and knew he was about to cum. He made it known. All of a sudden, he felt a wave of nausea. Jenny said, "you're it".

by shivangarth January 22, 2005

you're

The word that people use to correct people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Sometimes when people have an argument on the internet, they correct people's grammar. So in desperate need to look smarter, some people try to correct the person they're arguing with by typing *you're, even though they used the correct "your". So they end up looking like an idiot. which they probably are.

John: Your stupid
Ben: *you're
John: *dies*

or
Bob: Your profile picture is anime
Jason: *you're
Bob: No, it's "your". Think about it, what does "You are profile picture is anime" mean?
Jason: *deletes account*

by loilnibba420 April 9, 2018

you're right, you're right

Something you say to somebody when you want them to shut up. If somebody is taking something too far, or being cocky, politically incorrect, or annoying, you can say, "you're right, you're right." If somebody is trying to hard to prove their point and you don't agree, you can say it.

"That boy is so ugly and annoying"- girl 1
"you're right, you're right."-girl 2 who just hooked up with that guy the night before

by jizzyphat February 13, 2015

If you're talking, you're wrong

The undeniably powerful phrase weilded by the famed IHS band director Ed W. Used to instantly quell even the most talkative of band-os.

band-o #1 to band-o #2 - "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......"

Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"

band-o #1 and band-o # - silence

by irrandom November 30, 2005

You're A Colin

To do nothing and everything at the same time

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022

You're A Colin

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's

Take the L ColLin, You're A Colin

by IDontLikeCreative January 16, 2022