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Wine Mom 

Women who are in the older crowd(Usually mothers) that sip wine throughout the night, and sometimes post on social media about it. Their posts are abnormally sincere, with comments made by fellow wine moms, relatives, or other parents. The main focus of a wine mom is to stay classy, share intriguing quotes(Usually decorated with graphics dating back in 2004), and to be the embodiment of Linda Belcher. The opposite of a Vodka Aunt.
Wine Moms on Facebook:
"Darling, size does matter... when it comes to your wine glass, LOL."
"Oh Linda, you're such a wild card!!! say hi to Bob and the kids for me!"
"LINDA,,, THIS IS GRANDMA GLORIA,,,, I'M TRYING TO SEND A FAX, CALL ME ASAP,,,"
Wine Mom by Lazy Doki April 28, 2015
Related Words

Wine Gum Boh

Someone that has no money and goes around begging classmates for sweets. BOH
No one;
Literally No one;
Morris; Gis a wine gum boh
Wine Gum Boh by MorrisBoh April 11, 2019

wine city 

'Tag' which applied to the area of Greenock Western Scotland due to the large quantities of cheap fortified wine consumed there. things do change though should now be known as Cider city or Ned Central
'am frae the Wine City an tha', dyee waan' a wee drap a wine?
wine city by Ped The Ned March 9, 2006
An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.
No I don’t think Mirandas the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

Wine Pong 

To play a variation of a popular beer drinking game but with wine, because everyone loves wine.

Made popular by Dick.
Brah, we're gonna play Wine Pong. We're gonna get classy tonight.
Wine Pong by theDick. February 21, 2011

Wine Vagine

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.
Wine Vagine by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009