Why

“Why” would you look this up dumbass

I don’t know why you looked this up

by ERORR 90357 February 5, 2019

For why

A phrase used in the same context as for what and elicits responses like WTF did you say from anyone educated in the American Educational sysetm

American: Can you hand me that?
illegal: For why?
American: What the fuck did you say?
Illegal: For why?
American: oh. ok. I thought so.

by avarrius April 14, 2008

why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

by sister. August 10, 2007

why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

by pakkitmAn July 20, 2004

Why Not Not

The act of a comeback to "why not" often used in a smart ass way to be funny and shut someone up from asking why.

Person 1: I'm sick.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Why not?
Person 3: Why not not!
Person 1: .....what?

by BLEEDTeal36 June 22, 2011

why

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION

why didn't i expect the the spanish inquisition :(

by not the spanish inquisition January 11, 2022

why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

by hjuugoo May 1, 2021