Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

wipe of bung

Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).

Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.

{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.

by Telephony December 9, 2020

wipe the slate clean

To put old grievances aside and start over

guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.

by Goatscheese November 26, 2015

wipe me

1. (v) an imperative statement given by an individual to another to wipe the butt of said individual; usually regarded as an insult.

Person A: Hey, want to engage in covert sexual intercourse?
Person B: Wipe me!

by LayingInADitch August 9, 2016

Wipe Your Ass

To shove toilet paper up your butt.

Go wipe your ass.

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004