Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"
by It is ja boi June 08, 2018
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Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
by LordJenal June 20, 2022
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When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
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Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
by Geo raptor October 05, 2021
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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Vend

Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood

He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL
Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7
by AsianDahoodian June 18, 2022
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Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.
He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.
by Tiglath June 24, 2015
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