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Unironically Dabbing

Literally the worst thing ever. It's still not even funny if your dabbing ironically. But still stop! It doesn't make you cool, it just makes you look like a pretentious bitch.
Ex: "Hey did you see Peter Unironically Dabbingthe other day!?"
"Yea, what a fucking bitch! I'm blocking him on everything."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Morse Code

.- / ... . -.-. .-. . - / -.-. --- -.. . / -.. . ...- . .-.. --- .--. . -.. / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... . -. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... -.-- --..-- / -... ..- - / .. - .----. ... / .- / - .... .. -. --. / .. / --. ..- . ... ... .-.-.-.
Ex: "Hey Marco, wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"-.-- . .- --..-- / ... ..- .-. . -.-.-- / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / ..-. ..- -. -.-.--."
"I don't even know how you spoke Morse Code with your mouth..."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
mugGet the Vending Machinemug.

Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
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Spider Mun

A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"
Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Cheeto

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Me

A useless piece of shit that is a disappointment to everyone. They're also really ugly and are overridden with stress and anxiety.
Ex: "Guess who was a mistake!? Me!!!"
"That wasn't funny. Stop."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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