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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Spider Mun

A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"
Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Unironically Dabbing

Literally the worst thing ever. It's still not even funny if your dabbing ironically. But still stop! It doesn't make you cool, it just makes you look like a pretentious bitch.
Ex: "Hey did you see Peter Unironically Dabbingthe other day!?"
"Yea, what a fucking bitch! I'm blocking him on everything."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.
Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Morse Code

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Ex: "Hey Marco, wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"-.-- . .- --..-- / ... ..- .-. . -.-.-- / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / ..-. ..- -. -.-.--."
"I don't even know how you spoke Morse Code with your mouth..."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Me

A useless piece of shit that is a disappointment to everyone. They're also really ugly and are overridden with stress and anxiety.
Ex: "Guess who was a mistake!? Me!!!"
"That wasn't funny. Stop."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Cheeto

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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