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A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"
Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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A useless piece of shit that is a disappointment to everyone. They're also really ugly and are overridden with stress and anxiety.
Ex: "Guess who was a mistake!? Me!!!"
"That wasn't funny. Stop."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Ex: "Hey Marco, wanna go see a movie tonight?"
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"I don't even know how you spoke Morse Code with your mouth..."
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Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
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Literally the worst thing ever. It's still not even funny if your dabbing ironically. But still stop! It doesn't make you cool, it just makes you look like a pretentious bitch.
Ex: "Hey did you see Peter Unironically Dabbingthe other day!?"
"Yea, what a fucking bitch! I'm blocking him on everything."
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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