paradise tree snake

a flying snake that's crazy...also it can eat animals in the air (head first)

Damn, it's a paradise tree snake!

by justin82 May 30, 2006

Tree Frog

Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.

You’re a Tree Frog.

by Prince Cepheus November 12, 2022

no tree new bee

chinese mean no fking bragging

idk but the Galio in champ select named no tree new bee said it meant chinese no fking bragging

by Tregetti March 24, 2017

make like a tree

And fuck off

Hey Tom, Make like a tree and fuck off.

by TDIGuy March 25, 2017

tread the knife

To successfully navigate through a tricky or dangerous situation.

I had to Tread The Knife last night when I got home to the wife with stripper glitter on my clothes.

by JimmyJimBob May 2, 2017

As the tree grows

Shit happens, what will be will be

Well like I say as the tree grows

by Aisselanna July 6, 2015

Seed Teed

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009