Textual Harassment

Part of the stalker's arsenal, textual harassment is the act of using a mobile phone to bombard someone with unsolicited text messages of any nature, though usually social or sexual in nature.

A: "Dude, the chick I railed last weekend won't leave me alone. I'm getting 5 or 6 texts a day from her."

B: "Sounds like textual harassment to me, man. I'm so sorry to hear about that."

by Jay Claytor January 4, 2009

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003

textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).

"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008

Textual Relationship

noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.

We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!

by TedEye October 27, 2010

Textual Addiction

Addicted to texting someone, either sexual or normal texts.

" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....

by Textpert September 27, 2009

textual tourettes

where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't

" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs

by saint-jim December 14, 2009