tetherdick 

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

tetherdick by chou chou January 5, 2008

Sneaky Teather 

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.

Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!

Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

no teter 

Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.

No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.

no teter by jiblair April 12, 2005

Teter Twat 

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

Teter Twat by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Tethering

The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.

John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com

Bob: dude, one word - tethering.

John: dude!

Tethering by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

tethering

using your cellular phone as your computer modem.

"Did you know you can connect to the internet with your cell phone via tethering?"

tethering by Keystr0ke September 5, 2006

Tethered 

'Tethered' meaning tied or to have a bond with.

Usually when there is a strong bond between two entities (can be two objects, two nations or two people) they are tethered and the strength of the bond can pull through anything. Even when the room seems dark, dusty, smelly and the situation looks downcast, the tethered bond can create a glimmer of hope and reverse the dark to light, the dusty to pristine, the smelly to aromatic and the situation from downcast to bright.
The tethered bond between two people is the most powerful bond that exists in the world therefore making the glimmer of hope even greater.

Mother: child, i wish not to discuss the matter any more. we are a little tired of listening to that song of yours

Child: but mother, please listen to the A chord i have been practicing so hard. And mum we shared a strong bond remember.

Mother: oh dear... of course my love, we are tethered. Please play your delightful instrument.

As can be observed the tethered bond between the mother and the child gave a glimmer of hope for the mother to allow her son to play his melodic instrument to her.

Similarly a tethered bond between to people can act as a strength for hope and resolve.

Tethered by Loopypops June 8, 2010