Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch October 2, 2015

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018

tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

by Big Frek November 3, 2018

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by anonymous September 18, 2018

Tanker

A floating mist monster that dive-bombs toward the player dealing massive damage. It also roars out a terrifying screech. present in the video-game Fortnite Save The World.

“Woah! That tanker hits like a truck!”

by 666Satanist666 July 30, 2019

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

by maxxt January 11, 2018