upper tanker

What idiots call the "upper decker".

Idiot: I gave that ho an upper tanker!

Some Guy Who Knows His Shit: You mean an upper decker?

Idiot: Yeah, whatever.

by MePoop May 15, 2006

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

kuwaitie tanker

An extra large bourbon and cola

Uncle Marty made me a Kuwaitie tanker and I was so jacked I had to lay down and grab some floor.

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

oil tanker

to hard charge something. like an oil tanker of course. nothin can stop you boi.
oil tankered: past tense ofcourse

dude just f***** oil tanker that jump

i oil tankered outta that light and got stopped by the 5-0

by Charles Raymond April 22, 2007

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017