Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 08, 2009

Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch August 23, 2015

Tanker

A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.

Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.

by Chicus ricus March 18, 2024

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by September 18, 2018

Tanker

A floating mist monster that dive-bombs toward the player dealing massive damage. It also roars out a terrifying screech. present in the video-game Fortnite Save The World.

“Woah! That tanker hits like a truck!”

by 666Satanist666 July 31, 2019

Tanker

Tanker is an amazing person Tanker is kind, loving, caring, and most of all perfect in every way Tanker is the kind of person that can make you smile by just thinking about them Tanker is loved by many people. They try to cheer you up when you are at your low times and they will always take care of you. If you find a Tanker hold on as long as you can you can never find another person like Tanker

Can I have a hug Tanker? I’m having a bad day :(

by Pickynicki November 23, 2021

TANKER

the sexiest man alive, he gets all the bitches

Person: TANKER is so hot
June: i know, now back off

by sleepyjune September 18, 2022