The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.
Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.
Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.
Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.
by pilla naty February 4, 2010
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Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.
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A form of mental illness in which someone believes that a government body run by corporations, is needed to threaten and imprison people for there own safety. It is similar to terrorism but much more accepted in society. It is based on false logic, and hypocritical legislative bodies to promote fascism, much like Nazi Germany.
Statist "You broke the law, the state of california says you can't stand on the sidewalk after 9pm!!! You deserve to be punished for the terrible crime you committed!"
Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"
Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"
by Freedom4everyone January 14, 2017
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so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
by vijekoon October 16, 2005
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—Wales Online
—Wales Online
by johnny girony January 10, 2011
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Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 2, 2022
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(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
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