Spat in the burger

The act of applying moisture to a dry vagina
She opened her legs and I was consumed by a cloud of dust, like a sandstorm in the Sahara, so I spat in the burger. As made famous on a pinball forum
by Popeye is rubbish October 17, 2016
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Icky Spat

A small but unpleasant argument, normally with a close friend or relative.
“You need to stay on my sofa because you had a big fuck-off argument with your parents?”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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Spat Drool

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and after he cums she smiles and it runs out the sides of her mouth.
Sally had so much Spat Drool she looked like the joker.
by shadowfrank October 18, 2010
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SPAT

When you get off inside your woman and both your cum combine to Make Spat.
“She laughed and queefed the spat out”
by SeanyD September 28, 2020
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Spats

Also known as bike shorts or cycling shorts, spats are a modern pair of tight-fitting shorts made from stretchy material, typically a mix of nylon and spandex. They are designed as athletic wear for physical activities like sports and exercise. Spats are unisex garments, although you'll find that more women than men wear them because their sleek and form-fitting nature accentuates the curves around their bottoms. There are different colours available, but the most common is black, and the shorts can be either solid or shiny depending on the material used. Spats are popular with girls who are either physically active or have a tomboyish sense of fashion.

Spats can also alternatively be worn as panties by wearing them without underwear underneath, and then worn with either a skirt or another pair of shorts over them. In media such as anime and video games, they are used as a way to skirt around the problem of unwanted panty shots which is especially prevalent in female characters who frequently perform high kicks in fight scenes. However, there is a sizeable group of people who find black spandex shorts more arousing than your standard pantsu, thus ironically defeating the point of such modest garments similar to the way people find pantyhose sexy.

While the two are similar, spats should not be confused with booty shorts, which sometimes come in loose variants. Also not to be confused with the short form of spatterdashes, a type of footwear accessory worn mostly by men
"If a girl is wearing spats without panties underneath and you see her spats, that technically counts as a panty shot! Are spats for sporty girls, or exhibitionists?!"
-- Flavor text for Speedy Sporty Spats , Yandere Simulator
by BreezeBender January 05, 2024
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Spat

Girl: why does that guy have a black eye?
Guy: he got into a spat
by @isabella_0125 November 10, 2018
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Spat

by Maggie5 January 13, 2019
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