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free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
by adamroth February 23, 2011
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slurpy-derp

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person
That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night
by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018
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herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD
Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.
by studoo February 22, 2010
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Yurpy Slurpy

The equivalent of getting fantastic head, or what one would deem sloppy toppy
Bro, Nat gave me some super yurpy Slurpy during our lunch break

Nat, come give me yurpy Slurpy
by SquidGang June 15, 2018
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hawiian slurpy

the act of having sex with a girl when her panties are still on. After your done, (Her panties are then up her vagina) You try to slurp her panties out.
Hawiian slurpys are really fun, Tom gives the best.
by squatchamunchi January 27, 2011
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Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!
He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.
by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010
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derpy slurpy

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls
Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.
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