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Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).
When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.
by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008
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zombie shredder

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.
Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
by b3n890 November 12, 2009
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Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
by Greg Cujo May 2, 2008
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Face Shredder

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and shreds ass while your nose is positioned between her cheeks.
“Dude Nick’s mom gave me the nastiest face shredder the other night, it was the best.”
by phillip the funny man October 26, 2020
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Euro Shredder

An American child raised in an upper middle class setting who visits Europe several times between middle and high school. These trips are sold as educational but normally involve drinking and socialized with other euro shredders.
That’s kids a Euro Shredder, it his third trip to Europe in four years.
by Hamadi Awad April 12, 2023
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shreddies

underpants (often with a pejorative inference to the effect that the said garment is in well-worn or torn condition).
by Andy Davidson March 7, 2003
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Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.
Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."
by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017
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