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Shmeckie

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.
Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.
by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003
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shmecksy

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.
"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"
by Pandy of Pandrogyny April 5, 2005
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sheckles

Dough....has somethin to do with Jew.....but its money for God's sake.
I would buy me some new sneaks, but I ain't got no sheckles.
by Scott Thomas October 26, 2005
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Ryan Sheckler

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.
"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."
by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008
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sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind
You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.
by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010
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shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.
After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.
by AceofBlades October 8, 2017
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shlackered

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!
Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.
by connorspothouse February 18, 2020
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