Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

Shields Shuffle

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles

"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*

by The Chaps March 20, 2014

Reverse 2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with the opponent having 2 shields remaining. You must also have used at least one of your shields.

Pokémon GO Addict: I love playing in the 1800 ELO range! Sometimes my opponents don't know what they're doing and end up reverse 2 shield flexing! It's happened 5 times today!

by MathWizard534 June 18, 2022

Shite Hart Lane

Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.

"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"

"Why not? Another easy three points"

"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.

Arsenal fans in the away section

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Shirel

The nicest, prettiest person ever! She is really weird and likes to laugh a lot.

Person 1: So you know how people say every time you laugh it adds 3 seconds on to your life?

Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: I must have added like 10 minutes to my life today!

Person 2: Were you with that Shirel again?

Person 1: oohhhh yeah

by Jadenzebz March 5, 2011

shite bag

A wimp. A dastardly type. Common insult used in central Scotland circa 1980's. Now enjoying an overdue revival.

"You're a pure shite bag for not stapling your (bawbag) to your ankles"

by I Need A Jobby!! February 23, 2004