A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.
Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018
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Get the Schwee schwoo mug.a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
by Ben Moat September 26, 2009
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"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
by Gene on the Schween March 22, 2013
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Get the schweet mug.Apparently schwee is a human concept that is as basic and natural as love. Generally, it is used to express a positive feeling. It could be used to express a pleasant surprise, an awe-inspiring discovery, a happy mood, or it could possibly be used to just say something random and at the same time maintain a positive atmosphere. Some have taken this concept a step farther and thus created schweeishism. People involved in schweeishism are known as schweeites.
by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005
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To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.
To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.
by Schweevy March 6, 2009
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