a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
by Ben Moat September 26, 2009
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Get the Schweff mug.BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"
by Malvern College!!!! May 19, 2009
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Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011
Get the Schweff mug.Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.
"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"
by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017
Get the Schweff mug.The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.
Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?
Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
by Johnywadd June 15, 2012
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ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006
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